paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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#yes

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missmaceymouse:

How to deal with responsibility

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awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

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qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

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bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

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